Sunday, March 14, 2010

Sunday Funnies!

Parking Tickets

     The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the local Coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket.
     I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'?
     He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires. So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo...' He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue.
     This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on my bicycle since the PNM stock is in the tank and I cannot drive the GMC unless I really need to, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that said, *'Obama in '08.'*

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. The doctor tells me that it's important to my health.