Sunday, September 26, 2010

Sunday Funnies!

A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to look at TV commercials and see if they could use them in some way to communicate ideas about God.

God is like... BAYER ASPIRIN

He works miracles.

God is like... a FORD

He's got a better idea.

God is like... COKE

He's the real thing.

God is like... HALLMARK CARDS

He cares enough to send His very best.

God is like... TIDE

He gets the stains out that others leave behind.


He brings good things to life.

God is like... SEARS

He has everything.

God is like... ALKA-SELTZER

Try Him, you'll like Him

God is like... SCOTCH TAPE

You can't see Him, but you know He's there.

God is like... DELTA

He's ready when you are.

God is like... ALLSTATE

You're in good hands with Him.

God is like... VO-5 Hair Spray

He holds through all kinds of weather.

God is like... DIAL SOAP

Aren't you glad you have Him? Don't you wish everybody did?

God is like... the U.S. POST OFFICE

Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice will keep Him from His appointed destination.

God is like... CHEVROLET

the heart beat of America

God is like... MAXWELL HOUSE

Good to the very last drop

God is like... BOUNTY

He is the quicker picker upper. . can handle the tough jobs. . .and He won't fall apart on you.

And just for you guys, a funny picture:


Casey said...

LOLOLOL, tooo funny. :D

Joan said...

Very cute and clever. Love the hair! I can relate. LOL!

Carman said...

Casey~ Thanks! :D I thougt they were hilarious too!

Joan~ Thanks! Oh, yeah! Me too. ;)