Sunday, December 26, 2010

Sunday Funnies #41!

*Hilarious email I got a while back!!*

It was a tough year, but I made it...

-The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

-I ordered a burger at McDonald's, and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

-CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

-If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you have to call them and ask if they mean you or them.

-Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

-McDonald's is selling the 1 /4 'ouncer'.

-Parents in Beverly Hills and Malibu are firing their nannies and learning their children's names.

-A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico.

-Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

-Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

-The Mafia is laying off judges.

-BP Oil laid off 25 Congressmen.

-Congress says they are looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh, great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $ 1 .5 Trillion disappear!

And, finally...

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, and our bleak future, that I called the Suicide Life line and was connected to a call center in Pakistan. When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

2 comments:

Leanne said...

That is hilarious! Thanks for sharing!

Carman said...

Leanne~ Thanks for commenting! I enjoyed it too! LOL :D